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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo shit in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me wanna coffee." The
waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket of shit, throws it into the air, blasts it
with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a
bucket of buffalo shit in the other. He walks up to the counter and says
to the waiter, "Me wanna coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the
last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave mess for others to clean
up, disappear for rest of day."
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